For the past two or three years, I have been wondering about a chemistry-related question which would probably be on-topic on Chemistry SE if ethics and legality were of no concern whatsoever. Since I remain curious about such question, I kindly ask the Chemistry SE community for input regarding the possibility of posing a question in a highly obfuscated way and requesting answers in a similarly highly obfuscated way.
The question pertains to the possibility of building a time-retarded stink bomb. Classical, $\ce{H2S}$-based stink bombs are not enormously interesting, as they produce a malodorant rather quickly upon "detonation". In my humble opinion, a much more interesting question would be to find an odorless compound that could be dissolved in water and sprayed on unsuspecting human targets. Slowly, this odourless compound would react with, say, cotton or wool (or some other fabric) and produce a rather unpleasant malodorant, ideally, several minutes or hours after the spraying. The one answering would choose his or her favorite fabric.
The ethical and legal implications of divulging information on the synthesis of such a compound are quite obvious. Not only would pranksters be empowered, but also anti-riot police forces. However, if the question and its corresponding answers were highly obfuscated to the point of looking rather innocuous, would it be admissible to post such a question?
Ideally, one would need a very strong academic background in chemistry to even understand that which is being asked, let alone understand any proposed synthesis. Since my academic background in chemistry is close to non-existent, I would have to kindly request your help in formulating the question in a seemingly innocuous form. I am under the impression that making questions and answers as hard to understand as possible is somewhat antithetical to the norms of Chemistry SE, but given the ethical and legal implications, it is the only potentially admissible option available, in my humble opinion.